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"General Hospital" (1963)

Brenda Barrett: I'm worth the wait.

Faith Rosco: We don't have much time to get out of here.
Justice Ward: You know what, Faith? You've been stabbed twice. You're in no condition to go anywhere but to the hospital.
Faith Rosco: So I'm in pain. That's not going to stop my legs from working. If we wait any longer, I will never get out of here. If the killer doesn't get me, the Quartermaines are going to stone me to death.
Justice Ward: You know what? You're right. They're not the most compassionate group.
Faith Rosco: You think?
Justice Ward: You know, I hate the way the Quartermaines treat other people, especially each other. They're like a pack of wolves waiting to tear each other to shreds. I don't know why I wanted to be a part of this family.
Faith Rosco: Everybody wants to belong somewhere.

Dillon Quartermaine: It's getting hotter.
Georgie Jones: Even the floor feels like it's burning!
Dillon Quartermaine: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. That explosion came from below us, right? So I'm sure - I'll bet anything the stairwells are blocked.
Travis: So we're trapped? Great, man, that's just great!
Georgie Jones
: Tom, it's OK.
Travis: I'm out of here. I'm going to use the elevator because it's a lot better than getting deep-fired!
Dillon Quartermaine: Wait a second, wait a second, dude.
Travis: Get out of my way.
Dillon Quartermaine: I'm not letting you leave. We stick together, all right? There's no smoke in here. They can still come and get us.
Travis: Look, Dillon, I get that you're a good guy but...
Dillon Quartermaine: Tom, Dude, the elevators are shut down! Even if you found an open stairwell, it's going to be filled up with smoke and that's going to kill you a lot faster than the fire will.
Georgie Jones: Hey, he's right.
Travis: Oh, so we just wait?
Dillon Quartermaine: No, we be smart. We stay alive as long as we can.

Faith Rosco: If the princess doesn't want to leave, we'll go without her. Enjoy the blaze!
Luke Spencer: Skye, you can't just sit here and wait for the - wait for the room to go up in flames.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, it hasn't reached us yet. And, look, we have water, you know, and I heard the fire engines down stairs. We should wait here until we get evacuated.
Luke Spencer: We've got to go up or down now.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No, I'm telling you, it is too risky!
Luke Spencer: If the explosions have caused the stairwells to be blocked, then they're going to be putting people on choppers from the roof.
Faith Rosco: Oh, hello! Less chat, more running for cover!
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Luke, come on, you already passed out once!
Luke Spencer: Yeah, and your first-aid techniques have made me a stronger, better man.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, come on, Luke!
Luke Spencer: Skye! The fire is moving through the walls! This room could go up in flames in five minutes!
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, you know, it hasn't reached us yet, OK?
Luke Spencer: Darling, I am not a white knight.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Yeah, well, this isn't a test, OK? I'm not waiting for you to rescue me.
Luke Spencer: Well, then come with me!
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No way, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm staying.
Faith Rosco: Great, super. Let's go, my nail polish is melting!

Helena Cassadine: They don't keep people like us in hell, dear, we'd end up running the place.

Helena Cassadine: [to Felicia] Discussing strategy with you would be like playing chess with a sugar bowl.

Elizabeth Webber: Jason, I'm not gonna lie and say I don't care for you. I just hope you wouldn't have to lie to me and say you feel the same way.

Sonny Corinthos: Alexis, you're scared. I'm scared. But Sam has a right to protect her child.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Since when you care about anybody's rights but your own? Make her! You can make her! You can pressure her into inducing labor! You can do it, or you can get Jason to do it! If all of the sudden, at the last minute you have suddenly developed a conscience ...
Sonny Corinthos: You want me to bully a pregnant woman?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want my baby to live! I do! I don't mean to beg you and ask you to ask another woman to risk her baby for mine. But if the situation were reversed, If Kristina were drowning, Sam would - would save her, she would. She wouldn't stop to think about what it would do to her baby. She'd dive in and pull her out. That's all she needs to do. She just has to dive in and pull my baby out! If she doesn't do it, she's going to die. Sonny, please.
Sonny Corinthos: Now, listen to me, OK? Sam made the best decision she could for her child's life. I can't - I can't fight her on that. I can't. We will find another way to save Kristina. I promise you.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Don't lie to yourself. If she doesn't get those stem-cells, she going to die.

Tracy Quartermaine: Let me make this perfectly clear - I find you hideous on every conceivable leave. I have wanted you gone from the very first moment you slithered into my mother's rose garden. Why would I help you?
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Because we want the same thing Tracy - Money.
Tracy Quartermaine: You don't have any. And your husband is working for small change.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: But I have other plans for Edward and his estate. If you help me, I'll give you half his fortune.

Steven Lars Webber: So, I spoke to your doctors in Manhattan, transferred over your medical records, and - I mean, you know, obviously, they're going to be fine doing your operation.
John Durant: Oh, thanks. Not that I don't love it here in Port Charles. I'd just feel a little safer with my own people.
Steven Lars Webber: I totally understand completely and have you told Carly?
John Durant: She's coming with me.
Steven Lars Webber: What? How did you manage that?
John Durant: Honestly, it was her own decision. I couldn't talk her out of it.
Steven Lars Webber: Wow, she's really start to care about you.
John Durant: It's hard to believe. But I think you might be right. I just hope that feeling doesn't vanish when I put her husband behind bars.

Courtney Matthews: There's nothing cool about being a criminal, Diego.
Diego: No - There's nothing cool about being a busboy. Your ex is my only way out of this dead-end life.
Courtney Matthews: Well, I'm not going to let it happen.
Diego: You can't stop me.

Diego: I don't believe this. Jason's supposed to be this big, bad mob enforcer and he lets Alcazar step all over him. He didn't do anything!
Courtney Matthews: Really? Why are you disappointed, Diego? Huh? Why? Did you want to see a fight? Did you want to see a shooting? Let me tell you, I've been in more than a few and they are terrifying.
Diego: Yeah, well, I guess Jason thinks so, too. He's such a coward! He's a joke is what he is.
Courtney Matthews: OK, no, now, listen - I may not agree with a lot of the choices Jason makes, but he is not a coward.

Carly Corinthos: You know that I wish you had never spoken to me in that evaluator? You told me the one thing that I never really needed to know and I have dreaded this day ever since.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: So have I.
Carly Corinthos: I could have told Sonny. I could have told him right after the fire. I could have told him so many other times when I thought he would understand, but I didn't. I didn't because of you. Because you begged me. You bullied me, you threatened me. And maybe somehow I thought it could stay a secret. Hey, I should have known better. God, I should have known better. I'm telling Sonny. He needs to know he's Kristina's father.

Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'm hoping that you will find it in your heart to help me. If the time comes, you can help Sonny understand that - that my daughter belongs with me.
Carly Corinthos: OK, Alexis, you don't get it. Will you listen to yourself? The lies are over, sky's falling, and we're all going to have to deal with it.

Carly Corinthos: Michael, turn around and take that suitcase back upstairs.
Michael Corinthos: No.
Carly Corinthos: Michael, your father and I have talked to you about this already. Running away is not a solution.
Michael Corinthos: I'm not going anywhere. You are.

Carly Corinthos: I know you are upset, but you have no right to order me out of this house.
Michael Corinthos: Me and Morgan are staying here with dad. It's your fault that you're getting a divorce, so you leave.

Sonny Corinthos: The doctors they think that this is Kristina's best chance, maybe her only one.
Samantha McCall: You know, Sonny, as soon as the baby is born, Kristina is more than welcome to the stem cells. But I cannot induce this labor. It is just too big of a risk to our daughter.
Sonny Corinthos: I respect your decision. We'll find another way to help Kristina.

Alice: That woman should be beaten with a curling iron.
Dillon Quartermaine: If you're talking about my Mom, I know the feeling.
Alice: Well, I don't blame you there, but I'm talking about the new Mrs. Quartermaine.

Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to come with me.
Samantha McCall
: No, I don't understand. Please don't.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to see her. I want you to see Kristina.
Samantha McCall: Alexis, I understand how sick she is.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to see her lying in her bed. I want you to see how pale she is. I want you to see that her chest is barely moving. I want you to see that she's dying and that you can save her but you won't.
Samantha McCall: Don't say that. Please don't talk ...
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Please don't make you see what you're doing? Because you're letting her die. You're going to let her heart stop beating, you're going to let her slip way, and you're going to stand there and you're going to do nothing. Where's you're compassion? For God's sake. Where's your humanity? How are you going to be able to live with yourself knowing that you could have saved her life and you didn't? I want you to look at her because I can't make you induce labor, but I can by God make you see the price of your selfishness because it's easy to ignore death when it's not staring you in the face. When it's down the hall in some corridor, when it's someone else's child. I want you to look at my daughter!
Samantha McCall: OK, I will do it!
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want you to see what you've done! If she dies it's on your head!
Samantha McCall: I will induce my labor for you! OK?

Jason Morgan: AJ... you are nothing.

Ric Lansing: I heard there was a problem with Sam?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: She's in surgery, both she and her baby are at risk.
Ric Lansing: What happened?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'm not even sure.
Ric Lansing: Were you with her?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I went to the Chapel to ask her, to beg her to reconsider. I told her that she was Kristina's only hope, and then I pleaded with her to give the stem cells. Mother to mother.
Ric Lansing: What did she say?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: She said she couldn't do it, and I got so upset. I don't know what I did. I just pushed her. I pushed her and pushed her. And then - then she agreed and then she fell down in pain.
Ric Lansing: What if Sam's baby dies? Can she still save Kristina?

Alexis Davis Cassadine: Any word yet on Sam's baby?
Ric Lansing: They had to perform an emergency c-section. The baby didn't survive.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Oh, my God.
Ric Lansing: Look, I know that Sonny's gong through hell right now. I now he would ever tell me that. Alexis, I spoke with Dr. Webber and he told me that you didn't cause any of it. He also told me that the stem cells would still be viable even if Sam's baby dies.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: How do I bring myself to ask her?
Ric Lansing: I know, I know. Look, she's not going to be able to make an informed decision at this point. So you are going to have to be the one to ask for Sonny's permission.

Carly Corinthos: I want you to know something, though. No matter what happens, your dad and I - we love you and Morgan. No matter where we live.
Michael Corinthos: I love you, too. I just don't want things to, you know, change.
Carly Corinthos: Sweetie, this is a sad but true fact of life here, ok? Change - it's the only thing that you can count on, and it happens, even when we don't want it to.

Lorenzo Alcazar: Carly is irrelevant.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England.

Carly Corinthos: Sonny, I'm not angry at you. I'm not doing this for payback. I cannot live in limbo. I can't. And I'm trying to do what is best for everyone, and that - that's why I'm leaving.

Alexis Davis Cassadine: You convinced me to need you, and I do. So you don't back out on me now.
Ric Lansing: I'm not going anywhere.

Emily Quartermaine: I'm not leaving Lucky.
Connor Bishop: You're big on loyalty, ain't ya?
Emily Quartermaine: Yeah, something you wouldn't understand.
Connor Bishop: Hey, everything I have done has been out of loyalty to Mary. Don't tell me that.
Emily Quartermaine: So that's your excuse for lying, cheating, breaking the law?
Connor Bishop: Quit stalling, would you? I'm getting out of here and you're going to help me.
Emily Quartermaine: Well, sorry, you can't sneak up on me in the bathtub and kidnap me this time, so it looks like you're on your own!
Connor Bishop: How far do you think you can push me? Hmm?
Emily Quartermaine: I don't care what you do. I won't help you. You'll have to shoot me first.

Lois Cerullo-Ashton: You scare me, Lorenzo. And not in the violent sense. I'm scared of you - your heart, the look in your eyes, and the way I'm starting to feel.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Look, if I was a good person, I would ask you to leave. I'd freeze you out. You'd be a lot safer that way. And I'm sure, happier in the end. But I think it's obvious by now I'm not a very good person.

Lois Cerullo-Ashton: My daughter would kill me for being here. She's right. You're dangerous. And I could end up getting killed in the crossfire.
Lorenzo Alcazar: That's true.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: At the very least, I'll probably end up with a broken heart. But, I can't seem to stop myself. Because I want something with you.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Look, if you're frightened, you should run. You should listen to your instincts.

Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: I empathize with your pain, your loss. It was a magical wedding day you had with Laura.
Luke Spencer: You weren't there.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: I read about it in the papers. It mean, it was the event of the year. A perfect day, a beautiful ceremony. Laura, she looked like an angel. I couldn't help being a little jealous.
Luke Spencer: Why would you be jealous of Laura?
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Oh, what girl doesn't dream of marrying her one true love in an autumn garden.
Luke Spencer: Well, dreams turn to nightmares everyday, Heather. Every day.

Luke Spencer: You deserve the best of me. Which ain't saying a hell of a lot.
Skye Quartermaine Jack: Hey! That's good enough for me. And you know what? I am so glad that you're not perfect, because guess what - I'm not perfect, either.
Luke Spencer: I didn't know that.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Oh, I love it when you lie.
Luke Spencer: Do you? You better be careful what you ask for. You know, lying is my strongest, most consistent personality trait.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: No, it's not. You know, you have been nothing but honest with me form the beginning - and sometimes brutally so - but I got to say that somewhere along the way. I learned that I could trust you. And believe me, that is not something that I do easily. I need you, Luke. I do.
Luke Spencer: Well, here's new - I need you, too.

Skye Quartermaine Jacks: This Casino looks like a bingo hall.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Where's your Holiday spirit?
Luke Spencer: As I recall, Blaze, last year you decorated, over my objections.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I was throwing a Christmas party for the construction staff.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Well, our paying guest certainly deserve the same attention. I want them to have fun here. But you're always so downbeat and miserable. You clearly don't know how to inspire any kind of revelry.
Luke Spencer: Where as Heather knows how to heat up any occasion.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Glad you remember.

Alexis Davis Cassadine: He's going to be grieving for the rest of his life. What happened to him is awful. You never stop grieving for a lost child. There is no good time to do this. But it was to be done, because if you don't do it today, he will be in court tomorrow and he will lie and he will pay off a judge and get away with it like he always does, and Kristina will be living in his bulletproof castle. Just do it and get it over with.
Ric Lansing: I just want you to be sure.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I am sure that Sonny is dangerous. I am sure that I don't want my daughter to be a casualty, and I am sure that you can stop that from happening with the evidence that you have.
Ric Lansing: All right, on any other day, we wouldn't even be debating this, but Sonny just buried his child, and Kristina is alive because he allowed the doctors to give that baby's stem cells to Kristina.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: You don't think I know that? You don't think that I would do anything not to have to do this to him? Almost anything, because I won't give up my daughter's safety.
Ric Lansing: Obviously, I don't want Kristina to suffer, either.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Then you know what you have to do, and you don't just do it for Kristina, you do it because that's your job. You're the D.A., and it's unethical to suppress evidence, even when it implicates your brother.

Carly Corinthos: Michael, listen to me. You're a big boy now, right, and sometimes when you're a big boy you have to put aside what you want to do what is best for the people that you love.

Tracy Quartermaine: What ever do you want? Make it fast.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Why, Aunt Tracy, is that anyway to talk to family?
Tracy Quartermaine: You know, the rest of the Quartermaine's may tolerate your fraudulent use of the family name. I, however, will not.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, blood ties or not I do happen to care about the Quartermaine's, and that includes Edward.
Tracy Quartermaine: Poor Daddy, practically checked himself into Shadybrook when he married Heather Webber.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: You helped Heather have him committed there. Something tells me you regret that.
Tracy Quartermaine: Something tells me you're drinking again.

Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, there won't be much of Edward's money left once Heather gets through with it. She just invested $2 million into the Haunted Star.
Tracy Quartermaine: She has no right to start spending my father's money.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, I agree. Heather's has even less of a standing in this family than I do. So why don't you set your sights on eliminating her?
Tracy Quartermaine: I tried. No one would listen.
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Well, there's still time, Tracy. Get Edward out of Shadybrook, get him to see that this lovely bride is nothing but a moneygrubbing vulture.

Skye Quartermaine Jacks: So will you help me save Edward?
Tracy Quartermaine: Doesn't mean that we're friends, right?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: I hate the sight of you, too.
Tracy Quartermaine: Fine. Let's go get my father.

Luke Spencer: There, See? If we keep working together. All our dreams will come true.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: All my dreams are very specific, Luke. You better rest up.

Luke Spencer: The important thing here is that we all get what we want.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Well, in that case, Skye, just stay out of the way, Luke and I will greet the guest as they arrive.
Edward Quartermaine #3: The next person you will be greeting is my attorney.
Heather Grant Webber Quartermaine: Oh, sweetheart, it's so good to see you.
Edward Quartermaine #3: Don't sweetheart me, you tarantula. You're finished spending my money.

Steven Lars Webber: Sonny has a lawyer, why don't you call him or her and just be done with.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, because in my opinion lawyers are really overrated.

Carly Corinthos: Steven, it's too dangerous! Steven!

Connor Bishop: Why am I the bad guy when Nikolas just confessed to throwing an old lady off a cliff?
Lucky Spencer: Helena was a menacing witch who deserved what she got.
Connor Bishop: Do you think a jury will see it that way?
Lucky Spencer: And Nikolas is going to face charges, and he'll be exonerated. But you won't.
Connor Bishop: We'll see about that. Won't we?
Emily Quartermaine: You used my compassion against me and you pretended to have feelings for me, and every phony word was a calculated move for you to get revenge on Nikolas for something he didn't do!
Connor Bishop: He destroyed Mary and me!
Emily Quartermaine: No, Mary destroyed herself! Nikolas was a victim of her madness like everyone else. You know what? You are so desperate for someone to blame for Mary's death because you can't face the fact that you started it all.
Connor Bishop: I'd stop if I were you.
Emily Quartermaine: You know, you let Mary think that you were dead so that you could sneak home to her? You drove Mary crazy.
Connor Bishop: Shut up. Shut up.
Emily Quartermaine: And now the blood of those two innocent kids she killed is on your hands!
Connor Bishop: Shut up!

Sonny Corinthos: I had nothing to do with the fire, Ric.
Ric Lansing: Oh, the PCPD finally has ironclad evidence against you. It's locked up in my apartment. It goes up in smoke, and you're going to sit there and tell me it's a coincidence?

Samantha McCall: I thought she kicked.
Jason Morgan: You were dreaming.
Samantha McCall: I know. Just for a second, everything was like it was before. She was still with us and she was ok. Everything hurts so bad.
Jason Morgan: Just hold on to me.
Samantha McCall: Jason? When will the pain go away?
Jason Morgan: Never.

Samantha McCall: What's with the injured-wife routine? You betrayed your husband with another man, his worst enemy, if I've got my facts straight. Sonny's done with you, he's free. So am I. There is nothing left to say.
Carly Corinthos: OK, well, I wouldn't get all comfy and cozy with Sonny, if I were you. Has be bothered to mention Brenda yet? Because the two of you look enough alike to be sisters. Same height, same build, same dark hair. Although Brenda's was more stylish, but I'm sure that Sonny did not notice that difference in the dark.
Samantha McCall: Wow, you are some nasty little bitch.
Carly Corinthos: No, actually, I'm being pretty nice and I imagine that the resemblance to Brenda was also the hook for Jax.
Samantha McCall: OK, now you're stretching.
Carly Corinthos: You'll probably have more time with Sonny than you did Jax because Sonny is a practical man. Brenda's gone. So am I. You'll do for now, but don't think that you're in it for the long haul, because you will lose Sonny just the same way you lost out on Jax.
Samantha McCall: Oh, yeah? Why is that?
Carly Corinthos: Because you're not Brenda. No one is. Brenda the illusive ghost she is. She's incandescent. Oh, she unattainable and unforgettable and Sonny and Jax, they have her so high up on a pedestal, you cannot see her until she comes back down and is in your face. And let me tell you something else - she always comes back. Always. So, you may be sharing Sonny's bed right now, but just do yourself a favor and never forget that you are a substitute, and you always will be.

[Liz and Jason looking out on the docks]
Jason Morgan: Don't you wish it could always be like this. No guns, no killing, no explosions, just... this.

Elizabeth Webber: You know Jason, before this moment, I used to think that my dreams were better than reality... But being with you blows my dreams away.

Luke Spencer: You really freaked your mother out. Did it make you feel like a man?
Lucky Spencer: Did raping her make you feel like one?

Luke Spencer: I may be taller, but you're my hero.
Lucky Spencer: How much longer you think you can keep that taller thing going?

Mikkos Cassadine: On the contrary, my dear, the world as we known it is insane. I will bring order out of the existing chaos.

Ric Lansing: I need to call Elizabeth, Jason.
Jason Morgan: Forget it.
Ric Lansing: Look, she's my wife she thinks I'm dead.
Jason Morgan: You get the ride back, Ric, that's all.
Ric Lansing: You know what. I know that you hate me but there's no reason to make Elizabeth pay for what I've done.
Jason Morgan: You're right. It would have been better for Elizabeth if I let you die.

Courtney Matthews: Have you ever almost drowned, Sonny? I mean, you've been in water so cold that - that your arms are so - are so heavy you can't even lift them and it hurts to take a breath? I mean, when your body, it just - it goes numb. You know, and you - and you start choking on salt water, and you - you realize that - that you were wrong, that - that you're not going to make it, that you're not strong enough. And then, you know all the - all the life inside you, it just starts slipping away. And you think "I just - I should've waited. I should've trusted that the person that I love was going to come and save me instead of gambling with that life and losing. " That's what is haunting me.

Jason Morgan: Just tell me what you need.
Emily Quartermaine: I need to figure out how to die. That's what happening even though no one will come out and say it. And I don't know - I don't know how to make it ok for them. They're all so terrified and I have no idea how to help them.
Jason Morgan: Do - do you really - do you really think this is it?
Emily Quartermaine: Yes.
Jason Morgan: OK. Then the time that you have left is a gift.
Emily Quartermaine: A gift?
Jason Morgan: Yeah. You just have to use that time to say whatever you need to give the people you love a part of yourself to keep with them.
Emily Quartermaine: A part of myself?
Jason Morgan: Yeah, just a part of yourself.
Emily Quartermaine: I'm so scared. I am so scared Jason.
Jason Morgan: I know. I know you are.

Ric Lansing: I'm just doing what the people of this town paid me to do.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Then the people deserve a refund.

Jason Morgan: The first time I ever saw grief was when Sonny's wife Lily died. It made me understand that bad things happen fast but you live through them slow. Lily was gone in a flash. Her car exploded. But, Sonny fell apart for a long time after. He had to relearn how to do everything.

Faith Rosco: If you do this, you had better be sure it's what you want. Because if it isn't and you hurt me again, I will make you scream so loud the devil will cover his ears. And then I will kill you myself.

Faith Rosco: Oh my goodness. You're a regular calamity Jane, aren't you. Wow. Well, I'll give you this - you are a resilient little thing, but there's no way you're going to bounce back from this one. Ric is finally free. Well, you rest in peace little one. I hope you're busing tables in hell.

Faith Rosco: Who died and made you private detective? Anyway, why does it matter so much who hit the calamity waitress? We nursing a little crush here, Sonny?

Elizabeth Webber: Ric?
Ric Lansing: Can - Can you see me?
Elizabeth Webber: Uh, no.
Ric Lansing: Well, then how did you know it was me.
Elizabeth Webber: Who else would deliberately stand in the path of a blind person?

Sonny Corinthos: You've always loved me, more than I could understand. You need to pray for me, Lily. Can you ask God? Can you ask God to help me? I can not watch Carly die the way I watched you.

Carly Corinthos: You know, as we get closer to the baby's due date, you go further and further inside yourself. You're more angry, You're more tense and the nightmares they come every night and I wake up to you either fighting demons in your sleep or your downstairs here in the dark. You think you're alone in this, and that breaks my heart. I'm scared, too, Sonny. Yeah, I almost bled to death when Michael was born. And I need you more now than ever, and you're just pulling further and further away. You're right, Sonny. Bad things do happen, as we know. Yeah, you are right about that.

Faith Rosco: The five families are history. Their leaders are dead. So is Jason. I am in charge now. And this is your one chance to deal.

Faith Rosco: Jason was at the table with the five families when my men opened fire. I told them not to leave survivors. This is your last chance to work with me, Sonny. Let go.
Sonny Corinthos: Get out of here.
Faith Rosco: You are in no position...
Sonny Corinthos: Get out of here.
Faith Rosco: To give orders. The only reason I left you alive was because I have a soft spot for children, hmm? How could I leave your baby all alone in this world, hmm. Poor little tyke. His Mommy's brains are creamed corn. Uncle Jason has surely beled to death by now. Where does that leave Morgan, hmm? If I take away his Daddy, who till take care of the poor little orphaned boy?

Faith Rosco: The mighty Sonny Corinthos answer to no one, huh? Well, guess what you answer to me now. I run this territory you just retired. Because if you don't everyone you love will disappear. Your precious baby, your little carrot top, your spunky sister and what's left of your wife.
Sonny Corinthos: Your days are numbered.
Faith Rosco: Really, you lost, Sonny. You lost. Your enforcer is dead. And unless you show me a little respect, you will be, too.

Jason Morgan: So what do you want to do about Faith.
Sonny Corinthos: She thinks you're dead. She came to the chapel. She told me so herself. She wanted me to retire.
Jason Morgan: Well, it won't be the first time she's wrong.
Sonny Corinthos: It's going to be the last time, because I going to finish that bitch tonight.

Zander Smith: You need to leave.
Faith Rosco: Yeah, no brains, no service. He's right. You'll have to go.
Jason Morgan: Sonny tells me you hold the title to this place.
Faith Rosco: I do, indeed. I inherited it from my grandmother. So Carly is out of the picture. Not that she has enough brains left to understand that. Maybe Sonny will enjoy being married to a vegetable. He seems to clearly have a soft spot for mentally defective people.

Lucky Spencer: You think you're untouchable, don't you?
Faith Rosco: Oh, no, on the contrary. I love being touched. Yeah, not usually by cops, as a rule.

Courtney: I don't know how this got out of control so fast.
Faith Rosco: Because you attacked me. I want her arrested.
Courtney: Me?
Brian: Courtney did nothing wrong.
Faith Rosco: She hit me.
Brian: You provoked her.
Faith Rosco: You were here you saw what happened I offered the little snit a job and she comes after me like a bunny out of hell. That's assault and if you don't take her in I'm going straight to ADA Lancing and I will have your badge.

Faith Rosco: I have to be honest. I just don't get it.
Carly Corinthos: Go away.
Faith Rosco: No, not until you explain the attraction. Now, Sonny and Alcazar are two of the most powerful men in the Northeast, and they're chasing around after a glorified piece of trailer trash. What is your secret?
Carly Corinthos: I won't tell you again.
Faith Rosco: Oh, come on, Carly, it's just us girls. Tell me, who do you dream about at the end of the day Sonny or Alcazar? Now, I know it's a tough decision. Yeah, they are both powerful, passionate men. Unfortunately for you, neither one learned to share. Otherwise maybe you could have both of them - you know, say, like alternating nights or three on a mattress. What is your private fantasy, Carly?

Faith Rosco: The truth hurts, doesn't it? You want Sonny for the main course and Alcazar on the site.
Carly Corinthos: I'm married to Sonny, Lorenzo means nothing to me.
Faith Rosco: Well, isn't there something in the scripture about lusting in the heart being just as bas as doing the deed?
Carly Corinthos: Don't quote the bible, Faith, you may burst into flames.
Faith Rosco: You're the one that's on fire, buttercup. Lorenzo Alcazar is under your skin, and he knows it. He's not going anywhere, and you don't want him to. Oh, and remember - if I can see it, Sonny will, too.

Courtney Matthews: I'm taking my nephew home.
Ric Lansing: No, no, no. I can't let you do that.
Courtney Matthews: Why not?
Ric Lansing: Well, legally, I can't release Michael in anybody's custody except his parents.
Courtney Matthews: Sonny's out of town and Carly's unavailable. She asked me to take care of her children, OK?
Ric Lansing: Did she sign a paper to that effect?
Courtney Matthews: I'm his aunt, and I'm taking him home.
Ric Lansing: Well, I'm his uncle. Why shouldn't I take him home?
Courtney Matthews: Do you want me to call a lawyer?
Ric Lansing: You can call whoever you want to, Courtney. But, legally, I have to turn him over to social services, if his parents can't be bothered to come down and pick him up.
Courtney Matthews: OK, you listen to me, you evil freak. I'm going to walk in that room and I'm going to speak to my nephew and if you try to stop me, I'm going to throw you across the room.
Ric Lansing: I have no doubt about that.

[Sam has just met Tracy]
Sam: Who are you, and what rock did you crawl out from under?

Tracy Quartermaine: I've been waiting for you.
Edward Quartermaine #3: That's what vultures do.

Samantha McCall: I don't want to fight with you, Carly.
Carly Corinthos: Too late, I asked you a question. How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
Samantha McCall: Your husband made it very clear to me that his marriage to you was over.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, did he also make it very clear to you that when he takes you to bed, you are just standing in for someone else? 

Lucky Spencer: Mom was an addiction for you, Dad - a drug until you found your next fix. 
Luke Spencer: Your mother will always be my drug of choice.